Injuries. WTF

I am feeling pretty funky today. Not good- Funkhouse funky, but In-A-Funk funky. The fact that it's grey and rainy and shitty out all day doesn't help, nor does the fact that I was awoken by a sharp pain in my right lung all night long either. Oh and the weird dreams last night- I had an epic dream that I was hanging out with my ex and his new wife and she was pregnant and we were at the mall shopping for maternity clothes for her. WTF? Someone analyze that shit for me please.

So back to the title. Injuries. I am fucking pissed at my crappy body. I have felt creakier than usual the last couple months. I ignored it and went on. I am avoiding my rheumatologist so I figure if I ignore stuff, it'll just magically go away and I won't need meds. Good plan hey? I love avoidance.
I hurt something in my wrist a few weeks ago. I will blame push ups since I hate them. Could've been chattarunga though also.... or who knows. I routinely slip a rib on my right side. Usually it's from snatching too heavy but this time it's a mystery. And fucking annoying since I have a Spartan race this weekend and can't really breathe deeply without pain. Super awesome.
Oh and can't forget the back- old work related injury that has been fucking awful for the last 2 months.
WHAT THE FUCK. I foam roll. I get massages. I am careful with form. I take rest days. I supplement glucosamine when I remember. I eat clean. I don't carry a ton of extra weight. I am so super annoyed by this I can't even explain it.
I am starting to think I might actually have to go talk to Dr Max out on Drugs at 35. Who tells me that it's only going to get worse. Thanks bro. Don't quit your day job to become a motivational speaker, mmmkay?

Ok I am done the pity party. Seriously, my whining has annoyed myself.

We are buying my oldest an upright bike tonight. If he stops being a whiny, spazzy asshole anyways. I wonder where he gets the whining from? ;)

Here is a laugh for today: